Ned CatField

Ned CatField is a 31 year old hillbilly who lives in YokelBurg. He loves kittens, puppies, babies, popsicles, and is obsessed with brownies and cookies. He likes stealing girls scout cookies and going into hospitals just to steal a newborn baby. He also spends his time watching viral videos of babies and chocolate kittens. He wishes to be a MLG gangster one day. He also likes rollerblading and stealing and cooing at random babies. He is a very stupid man who loves risking everything and believes in the Illuminati.